Eminem is back after a two-year hiatus (I know you've been waiting), and his new single, We Made You, should horrify Cowboys fans. Will the indignities never end for Tony Romo? Sure, we've got appearances by Sarah Palin, Ellen DeGeneres and Kim Kardashian, but Romo/Jessica Simpson lead off by playing catch with a hamburger and nasty dancing on the General Lee; just as I imagine things happening with them in real life. A scathing indictment of celebrity excess by someone who obviously lost money in his football pool last season. I'm no huge Eminem fan, but I do appreciate the part here where Mr. Spock wanders the Enterprise and randomly uses that Vulcan neck pinch thing on everyone he passes. Here's the video, which debuted this morning on MTV, if you care to partake. Eminem Dissing Kim Kardashian In New Song 'We Made You' [AceShowbiz]
Eminem's "We Made You" Video Takes Shots At Tony Romo [BSO]
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I don t know if it s me or what I do on the field. It really makes me sad.
It makes me so sad to hear from a player, coach, or commentator fall down , cry baby , spoiled etc.
I just want to be happy playing football. Nothing else.
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Ineos, who will assume delegated responsibility for the club’s football operations, and United have entered an agreement under which he will acquire 25 per cent of the Class B shares held by the Glazer family and up to 25 per cent of the Class A shares while investing 300 million US dollars (£236.7million) into its infrastructure.
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The stand out clash of the UEFA Champions League quarter finals takes place on Friday evening as Barcelona clash with Bayern Munich at the Estadio da Luz.
Two of the favourites to lift the trophy this season, a thrilling tactical battle should be in the offing.
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Remember this, Unioner. There are few people on earth who understand the art of defending better than this man. It is a great honour and a privilege to have him here. Eisern!!!
— 1. FC Union Berlin (English) (@fcunion_en)
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